Gyrosaga

Gyroscope!

2008-11-11T09:28:00.000-08:00

Welcome to The Gyrosaga Video Blog, where Ranzha V E and Jo-E's Gyroscope videos last here in dignity and in corniness.

Here, and only here, you will find on a Blogger site the entities of Gyroscope videos, from 1st to Nth, whatever it may be at any point.

Upon writing, four Gyroscope videos have been created, but three are on Youtube, the host for my videos (and many other people's videos as well).

Enjoy your stay here as I am to show you said videos.

Look in the Portal in the sidebar to the right for a list of post links.

Here, our slogan is "A Place for Randomosity and for Those Who Can Stand It" with the side lib "© 2008-09 RanzhaVE. RanzhaVE, Jo-E, and Gyrosaga, are all created by B. Harnish and are for entertainment purposes only. Videos hosted on YouTube for entertainment only. For questions, suggestions, or comments, please leave a comment on gyrosaga.blogspot.com, leave a comment on RanzhaVE's channel, or email GyrosagaProductions@hotmail.com."

And another thing....

The WMG has muted 6 of my videos due to having 31 seconds of content from Through the Fire and Flames, so I'll have to make my own outro. Ah well, it sucks, but I guess I'll have to re-upload. Crappers.

Bye then!

Auf wiedersehen!

Ciao for now!

-The Tob-ster

EDIT: 1-24-2009 11:03 Took off gibberish; Gyroscope V: Chili has been up for some time (fifth video in Gyrosaga series). Added Portal.

EDIT: 1-24-2009 15:37 Forgot the "e" in the (Portal in th sidebar to Portal in the sidebar)

EDIT: 3-24-2009 21:20 Added new slogan and notice about WMG.

The Gyrosaga

2001-01-01T20:14:00.000-08:00

GYROSCOPE

This is a crap-filled blah-shot corny addition to my wacky vids and is the first of what this series first incorporated--Jo- (Jo-E) and me (Ranzha V. E.) doing wacky stoofles. I don't care if you think this sucks, for it was the trial run of my webcam and I thought of making it so corny everyone hated it. Hey, even I hate it!

So, about the gyroscope used: TEDCO from the Smithsonian Institution (Air and Space) which was bought this past July on a trip (buy one for $10 if you want to, for they rock!). It was used a lot until the frame broke during the weeks after the trip, so I was forced to buy another as a replacement, and now I have three--one broken but still usable, one intact but unusable (axle problems), and one unused just to have for fun!

Gyroscope II: JUMPER

This is Gyroscope II: JUMPER, the crappy second edition to the crappy first edition of the Gyroscope series. Unlike the first video, this one is on the serious side than the corny side.

The part when I said "Man, that guy is pushy," Jo- (Jo-E) was seeting up for his arrival while searching my room for my DS and my Gameboy SP. Yeah, the DS is old, but it's the limited edition red Mario Kart DS, so it has value even if its top screen is disfunctional.... The Gameboy SP is actually one of the originals (you can tell because an original has light on and off whilst newers have 4 light settings), and I lurve my GBASP (named G-basp). I believe it had Pokémon Ruby in it, but I don't know.

Gyroscope III: The Mysterious Magician

This is Gyroscope III: The Mysterious Magician. Jo- (Jo-E) does two awesome card tricks involving his brother, Johnny (Johnnyboy), and it is all completed through a crappy webcam. After giving a small introduction, Jo- just appears out of nowhere (so it seems), he gives a good recap of the previouses (so it seems), and he does a really good card trick followed by another (so it seems), and I figured them out afterward. Johnny's corniness during shooting resulted in his puinishment (harsh comments afterward to him and kicking him out of Gyro-business (though he that was enforced after Gyroscope IV).

P.S. Yes, I am a peeker.

Gyroscope IV: MYTHBUSTERS Episode I
(off of youtube due to encouragement of children to play with fire, though we, ironically, are children ourselves)

Gyroscope V: CHILI

How Chili got its name? Well, you see where Jo- (Jo-E) said "Chilleh" in PART I? Yeah, that was fully random, and afterward he told me he did it just to gain attention instead of from me. Why, do you ask? The answer is clear: randomosity.

Now, Part I was originally going to star Jo-, but I couldn't get the camera steady enough, and when he had an innovative idea, well, I asked if I could be in because I hadn't been the star since the dual role in Gyroscope II. I think it looked pretty good, if I do say so myself. I have you guys fooled. He went around twice, getting a good look at the dog pee stains on the carpet from 5 years ago as of now. Then he went around again and I mysteriously appeared there.

For all you not so many readers out there, I'll give you a hint as to what I did: hide and return without being notised. Jo-E was surprised, too. I'm not kidding. He was all like "Whoa!" and recoiled. Ha.

Part II, however, was Jo-'s "still image movie and levitation sequence," hence the second I in Chili. He had this idea right in the middle of shooting Part I (so he says) and I said, "Hey, why not? It'd look cool." So that's that. It's pretty obvious he stood on something to levitate and his feet were taken out at the last moment (which, to my pre-viewers, raised suspicion), so he did.

P.S. John Williams is, and will always be, the man.

Skits and Miscellaneous

2001-01-01T00:02:00.000-08:00

WARNING: IN ORDER OF CHRONOLOGY

The Peeing Garden Gnome

Coke and Mentos

Ranzha V. E.'s Card Tricks--Part One: The Beginning

Corn Dogs: A Collection Of Random(ositistic) N00bs Doing Only God-knows-what Stoofles

Corn Dogs was a one-take fully-uncut random video my friend Brandon and I, Brandon, (hence the irony of making a video), (more later)

last edited: 1-30-2009 20:06

Tribute to Bosh: a Collection of YouTube Videos Made By Me to Express My take on the Line Rider Beta 2 World.

2001-01-01T00:00:00.000-08:00

Reply to Dan Brown's "Rethinking War"

2000-01-01T20:56:00.000-08:00

Here's my typings so far (3-11-2009 05:18 GMT):

Hi Dan.
Sorry I missed last night, I was at my friend's birthday celebration.
That, if you ask, is Jo-E on my videos.

I would like to congratulate you on your video, seeing its intellectual input and philosophical means of explaining things about war and rightfully seeing the true details of the way things should be as we are striving to restore world peace, a beforehand and henceforth seemingly impossible task.

To this, I applaud you.

Although I have said what I have, more things should be stressed in talking about these wars, seeing to end wars, we must go through a war.

Firstly, you are politically correct in obvious ways. Yea verily.
What I think should be added is the fact that even as these wars now go on, the public is thinking that these wars are multiplying to fight off people. In reality, the truth is that we are trying to restore the good aspects of this world so we can coexist in peace and harmony.
By using warfare, this is not happening.
As I quote this, “My brothers, this should not be.”

See the real dilemma?
The real thing that is happening is that war is evolving, not just more of the same “I want to fend off that people because they don’t think the way I do.” What countries’ governments are doing are helping countries in need. They're war-stricken lands that have been obliterated over the last umpteenth years.
Wars are causing a negative effect in the eyes of all parties involved and those surrounding, and what most people don’t understand is the amount of dedication to these fights and such is tearing the world apart in effort to bring it back together. Ending a war isn’t easy, but we can at least give our share to pitch in our two cents for the causes.

In this, there are usually two sides, the good side or the enemy, which are both really conceptual ideas. If you think about it, the true good side and bad side are only conspiracy. In reality, there are none. There are only the side you’re on and the ones who oppose whatever claims you may have.